night goiz

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procrastinating saying goodbye and falling asleep while doing so

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dominantmichael:

@Michael5SOS: Shleepy

bab e

posted 5 hours ago ✰ 111 notes from dominantmichaelreblog

synchronised late night heavy breathing/snoring over face time made into a competition

ashthunirwin:

when you have to clap your hands for someone you don’t like

image

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aquify:

why don’t you guys ask me questions

like are you even curious about me

do you wanna know my middle name

my last name

my favorite color

my favorite movie

my netflix account information

the hospital i was born

my social security number

my blood type

when i sold my soul to satan

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bloodyarmin:

imaginarycomics:

I AM THE OVERTEEN

ALL BOW BEFORE THE OVERTEEN

you are the dancing queen
young and sweet
only over teen

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itssexualhour:

so my boyfriend and I tried roleplaying the other day and we did the whole “professor and bad student who needs to pass” thing, only he wanted to be the professor, so I had to be the horny and failing student. I’m the valedictorian of my senior class of 400 and I have a horrible phobia of flunking, so when he whispered “you’re failing my class, you naughty girl” in my ear, I started crying and we had to stop

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posted 5 hours ago ✰ 16,542 notes from princess-amzreblog

confusedstagram:

why arent boobs called chest melons

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posted 5 hours ago ✰ 27,673 notes from sextnoisereblog

Title: Hank Hill saying blwroehahawhah


Played: 460133 times
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starsstripesandmaplesyrup:

nathansykes15:

starsstripesandmaplesyrup:

I JUST FOUND THIS PICTURE OF ASHTON I TOOK AT THE WILTERN FUCK

can i point out that hes looking at you…..cause he is

wait you really think sO SHIT IM LITERALLY CRYING BC HES MY SUNSHINE

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